Yahoo! Wahoo! 

It was still dark outside and he was already up. Ken had
to be excited, hell I was, how often do you get to fish
in waters like we will today?


My boy Ken was visiting me in Hawaii and had come all
the way from the little town of Olton, Texas.

The day before we had ridden the trolley all over the
small town of Kona which is on the big island.


We saw the 600-pound Hawaiian hat maker, how he
even got in and out of his car was some kind of miracle.
But there he was on Main Street as usual,  to sell his
straw hats.


I looked at the clock. It was 4:30; still plenty of time to
get ready and call my Taxi Cab guy Richard. Not much
sense in having a car on this island I had decided, so
I sold mine before leaving Colorado.


There was a little market and one of those laundry places
right across the street where I could use up my quarters,
what more does a Man really need?


The year was 2000 and Ken was getting closer to 30 now
and I remember, at about the same age I fished the Gulf
of Mexico for the first time. It was Sailfish that day. Caught
2 of them too! Got sicker than hell by drinking that water
down there too. I won’t ever forget that.


We both sat down to have some Corn Flakes for breakfast
and Ken asked me, “Dad, what do these Wahoo look like?”


I went into a long explanation that ended with “Be careful,
they have mean huge teeth” (Of course I had to tell him
that they are called Ono here in Hawaii, not Wahoo.)


Wanted him to sound educated while on the Boat, know
what I mean?


Chartering a Boat to fish here is expensive but being the
shrewd person I am, fashioned out one helluva deal.


Everybody wanted $150.00 or more for only ½ day and
I swung a deal out of the yellow pages for only $100.00
for a full day. I remember thinking to myself “People just
don’t bargain enough” But old Daddy Bob did that day.


I knew that as usual, it would be between 82 and 84
degrees out there and the max wind would be about
10 mph, perfect day for hunting down an Ono or two.


We finished breakfast and I called Richard, the Cab
guy. He was an on-timer, I knew he’d be here in 20
minutes and we needed another ½ hour to get south
of town to Kona Sportfishing Harbor. Still gave us an
extra ½ hour to chat with the captain and his mate
and look the Boat and tackle over.


I was one that liked to check everything out, kind of
like I really knew my stuff.


We pulled into the Harbor entrance and circled around
to the very back of it where our Boat was going to be.
I saw a few old small boats but could not spot a
charter boat anywhere.

Two Hawaiian guys were sitting on a couple of lawn
chairs so I asked them “Do you know where the
Lily-Marie is?” (The name of our Boat) The young guy
sprung up and said “Oh you must be Bob” “The
Lily-Marie is right here” “Have you got the money?”
I looked around again, still could not spot a charter
boat. So I said “Right where?”


He asked me to get out of the Cab and just follow him,
which I did. (The first mistake today)
Over to the edge of the dock we went, he pointed down,
"there it is sir". I looked over the edge, there floated a
16-foot boat that looked like it had a 1950 Mercury
outboard engine strapped to it.
My stomach sunk. (Boy this was going to really impress
Ken all the way here from Texas.) (I had convinced him
years ago that I was a master fisherman.)


Being such a decisive person, I told the guy, “No way
on that boat” He just said “Ok” and headed for his
lawn chair.

Thank god the Cab was still there and I asked Richard
to take us to wherever the “real” boats were. He
circled half way around the harbor and there they
were. At least 20 of them and gleaming in the early
light. Big Rigs sticking out of all of them, those ones
with the Huge fishing reels that look like gold.


Now we're talking, I thought.

A captain came up to my window of the Cab. He asked
“Looking for a charter today?” I said, “you bet” “How
much for all day?” He said, “You got lucky today, only
$300.00.”Too much, way too much. “How much for
½ day?” “$300.00 he said” made no sense at all,
 same for ½ as all day?


Hell, “Will you take a MasterCard?”

 “Nope, cash only” “Sorry”

I got back in the Cab (This cab was becoming very
expensive)


Ken, I’m sorry but it looks like no fishing today. I saw
the disappointment in his face and he said “Dad, we
can use that other boat” “Look how calm the water is”

I could see how much this day meant to him and just
couldn’t disappoint him

I finally said “OK son” and then asked Richard to take
us back to the two lawn chairs. He obliged, I paid him
his $45.00 (Usually $10.00) and told him I’d call when
we got back this afternoon.


The two that would guide us to the fishing grounds
were re-loading all of the gear and bait in the boat
and in just a few minutes the young guy came and
 said “we are ready to go”

Ken and I carefully climbed down the old wooden steps
into the rocking boat and managed to find a place to sit.
 The captain was up front and the young guy was pulling
the rope to start the engine.


And pulling.

And pulling.

Finally, a puff of white smoke came out and the engine
was alive. (At least running)

I looked at the rod and reel on my side. A little rusty but
as I turned the handle I was thankful it still worked at
all. Ken’s was about the same and I thought; “Now if
the line isn’t shot we may be ok”


Turned out, the line was fine.

The young guy was now busy tring to turn the boat
around so it faced the Ocean and I said “Why not just
back it out?” He said “No Reverse”

My first hint of the possibility that this may not be the
 best day we would have. But like Ken said, the water
was like glass that morning, so what was the big worry?


We were moving! Slowly through harbor passing many
gleaming boats we went and I mean slowly.

Safety first the Captain said and I thought this guy
seems ok and he had said he had some pictures of
the fish they had brought back on other trips, so
be cool, I thought.

As we neared the harbor entrance, things looked a
little different out there. The water was choppy and
I could feel a little breeze.


To much breeze.

Ken was chattering away with the Captain and looking
at some old black and white pictures of fish that had
been water logged a long time. One of the pictures
caught my attention; hell the fish was bigger than this
boat. They must have had to tow it all the way in if
they even caught it at all.

The boat was already rocking back and forth and once
in awhile a wave would come over top and wet us
down a touch. We were only a few hundred yards
out of the harbor and I gave some serious thought
to just say, “Take us back”


With one outfit already set up and ready to go in the
water I decided “why not try awhile” and within a few
minutes we were trolling in the blue Pacific for Ono.


The wind was almost completely gone and the water
was starting to look like the water inside the harbor.
“Hot Dog” we are going to catch some fish. (Little did I
know then, it was only changing direction, the
wrong direction)

The Captain, knowing these waters, started a big circle
with the boat in order to face the wind and troll directly
into it. Chop, Chop, Chop, here we go again.

An hour into it, I looked back at the shoreline, I could
see it but barely. I wondered right then “How far can
I swim at 60 years old?”


The last time I had looked at Ken he was focused on the
 tip of his fishing rod but when I glanced over at him
this time, he was looking at the boat bottom. His nice
suntan was gone and he was starting to look awful pale.

My stomach had turned over a time or two and I knew
it was just a matter of time before I lost my Corn Flakes
and any other debris that might still be hanging around.


The situation was critical, we had a long way to go to
reach calm water and that’s what was needed now.

I asked Ken, “want to turn around” he doggedly said
“no Dad” “lets try a little longer” I said, “OK son,
but only a little”

Then it started. Over the edge of the boat Ken’s head
went and he unloaded. My turn shortly followed.
That’s it I said, “Captain, take us back”

Here we were, no longer able to see the shore, in a
16-foot boat with an ancient motor. What was
wrong with us?


Well, at least we were going back before it got too
horrible.

Then it happened. The motor quit. Just stopped running.
The young guy said, “just more gas” and I felt a whole
lot better instantly.

Ken was over the edge again and had no idea of the
peril we had just escaped.

The young guy filled it up with his gas can and pulled
the rope to start it.

Again, again, again.

Now the damned thing won’t start.



I was thinking, “why wouldn’t that guy take MasterCard” 
“Everybody takes MasterCard” I hated that guy right
then and didn’t even know his name.

I thought Ken was going crazy, he had stood up in the
rocking boat, pulled down his jeans and was trying
to find a way to balance himself on the edge of this
damned boat.

He said “Dad I have the runs too” He finally got relief
just in time to stick his head over the edge to let loose
of it out the other end.


This was getting serious. What do we do here,  just drift
around until we finish eating the fish bait?


Water, my God, did they bring any water?

I had under rated this captain, he not only had water
but he also had a two-way radio.
We are saved I thought.

By that time Ken was curled up in the bottom of the
boat dehydrated and delirious but still alive. I don’t
think he had enough strength left to get over the
side of the boat another time so whatever happened
to him now was going to happen right where he was
curled up.


Not good, if we somehow get back, will Richard even
take us home? I’m a strong man but all I really wanted
to do then was rip that radio out of the captain’s hands
 and scream mayday or whatever you scream when you
know that you’ll drown soon.

Of course I held my cool and only shouted, Mercy,
 please mercy!

It’s amazing what fishing does to a person’s mind.
Suddenly, one of the reels was screaming, "fish on"
the captain yelled. Ken, staggered up and said “Dad
don’t touch that,  that’s my outfit”


I was proud of the boy as he battled that Wahoo.
Took him a good ½ hour to get it close enough to
gaff but only a few seconds for Ken to be back in
the bottom of the boat.

Fish with big teeth flopping around or not.

Just amazing, huh?


Well, finally another boat showed up on the horizon
and soon was towing us back into the harbor.

We took a picture of what was left of Ken and his
Wahoo and good old Richard did take us home.

Ken went back to Texas in a few days and I’m sure
told all of his friends about the Giant Fish he caught
in Hawaii.


As for me, I remain here in Hawaii, love to fish, but
no more of those charter’s for this boy.
It only takes me twice to learn.

©Copyright Bobby 2001





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